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                                 "I am a F*****g Hero"

                                  an introduction to me

                                           by Benji Hardcore

 

Hey, the guy your  mother warned you about couldn't be here, but I'm his evil twin,pleased to meet you. You can add me : Hardcorejamin@hotmail.co.uk

 

 I've been riding since 2003 and its easily the best thing ive ever decided to do. I love life, friends, beer and wild parties.

 

I love most kinds of music and I play drums and guitar/Bass cos im just THAT cool. I'm laid back and friendly so why not drop me a line and say hey? I could be the best friend you haven't met yet.. 

 

I am in no uncertain terms the WORST skater in the world ever, however I can cook, and juggle, kinda..which just adds to my awesome value. The big puzzle there though is how I can manage to be a competent snowboarder and yet be useless on a skateboard...hmm..

 

They all liked me more..before i was a facebook whore.

Look me up in there.. you know when you were ten years old,

and you saw something really cool and idolised it? I am exactly as good as you thought that was back then, actually that good...well maybe not but hey you may like me anyway.

 

Basically, Im a f*cking hero. Im responsible for everything good.. ever, this stretches up to and includes; the rotary engine, Sausage and cheese sandwiches, casual sex, those cans of corned beef with the ring pull that doesnt work, monkey knife fighting and most of the plots from hollyoaks. Famous people always steal my ideas.

I have a habit of offending people and making outlandish and controversial comments, this is a marked improvement on my previous habit of having sex with girls I didnt know. I'm always right. I'm very opinionated and will soon be prime minister of Britain and possibly the moon.

The only person who has any influence or control over me is Nat, she kicks my ass on a regular basis.

I often get into fights I have no hope of winning, I tend to drink too much and have a reckless disregard for my personal safety. I enjoy my body and eat whatever the f*ck I like, as a result I have been quite unhealthy and will in all liklihood die very young.

I love befriending strangers..and then telling them they are wrong.

I'm intolerant of intolerance, and dickheads.

I have, without doubt, the best friends in the world.. even if I am a dick.

If you don't like me, don't write to me or read my blog or any such crap, I personally couldnt give less of a shi*t if I tried, you are probably a prick anyway.

My 2 most favourite possesions are my snowboard and my guitar.. it only has 4 strings and 3 of them are E but it has a lot of special meaning to me and is heavilty stained in beer.

Don't take me shopping, I'll only complain.

Finally, I love you all..

 

--RANDOM HARDCORE FACTS--

 

1- I played blues rock before I started joining rock bands.

 

2- I think Redheads are kinda hot

 

3- I hate public transport

 

4- I can't drink gin

 

5- I once drank a half bottle of Mr. Sparkle citrus fresh window spray at a party.

 

6- I have only ever seen around 12 people I would truly consider to be fat, so I doubt you should be dieting

 

7- I eat 7 meals a day and am still medically underweight for my height. I'm 6'1" by the way.

 

8- The following fact contains absolutely no information, however, by the time you're finished you will have spent around 10 seconds reading it even though you knew it contained no information.

 

9- I have giant feet, and yes its true, we do have f*ckin' masive..socks.

 

10- Im a trained mechanic and welder.

 

I know you may find it easy to believe that I care what you think, but trust me, I don't.

 

Its a very brave person who messes with my beer.

 

I'm not religious and I'm not looking for Jesus, he knows where to find me.

 

I don't believe in God and he clearly doesn't like me all that much, we get along fine.